Thursday, May 25, 2006

Reservations????

My take on the reservations completely and utterly against them.


Let us assume that reservation are valid, but until when?? We need to atleast set a solid time frame for the reservations and at the end of that limit remove them. But the politicians don’t have the balls to remove the reservations at the end of the time limit, but they find newer excuses to implement more reservations. Thx to their dumbass vote bank politics I think I have lost my faith in democracy……even with all the protests the government went ahead and implemented the reservation without even opening up for debate.

And I fucking hate that damm HRD minister for implementing this, no one even demanded more reservations but this guy comes out of nowhere and brings up this crazy idea so that he will get elected the next time.

The correct way to implement reservations if we absolutely have to is maybe when 2 students with exactly the same marks and same profile are applying for 1 seat then maybe give the seat to the other guy, this maybe acceptable. But these jackasses want to reserve the seat whether the guy deserves it or not.

What about the people in general category who are poor…..dont they deserve any reservation??

The magic solution for this crappy idea was to increase the seats in all the colleges.

Main ‘blunders’ in this idea:


  • Assumption that seats will increase instantaneously whenever the govt makes the announcement (even when the institute heads say it can’t be done, but who needs the opinion of educated people who understand academics)

  • We will find the money for the infrastructure ( classic, where do they suggest we get the money from, oh wait why not take the money from the politicians own big fat Swiss accounts) and last I checked the stock markets are crashing, our oil companies are about to go bankrupt, and we have huge power shortages in every state

With all this I lost my faith on democracy, just because the people want it, it does not mean its good for the country. Hell if people had their way they would demand free oil, free cars etc….and if the politicians get an assurance that they will vote for them they will not think twice about selling the country and satisfying that section of the population.

I am never gonna vote for the congress…….EVER….its always these dumbasses who introduce these reservations and ride on them to victory. Not even one party has the will to standup against these kinda decisions(and with the 1000’s of parties all over the country), if this country is a democracy………WHERE THE HELL IS THE PARTY REPRESENTING THE GENERAL CATEGORY OF THE COUNTRY????

Ending with a quote which explains the problem with reservations eloquently

Let's start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by a OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century.

We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal. Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.

There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians (that can really help the country.. )

Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country..)